If you destroy your iPhone, it's probably because you dropped it in the toilet.  The people on this list WISH their phones had gone that way.

Here's a list from a mobile insurance company the five CRAZIEST ways clients have destroyed their phones this year.  Check 'em out . . .

#5.)  A woman found out her boyfriend was cheating and threw her phone at him.  She missed, the phone hit the wall, and shattered.

#4.)  A man was taking photos of monkeys on a safari when one of them climbed in through the sunroof, grabbed his phone, and took off.

#3.)  A couple on a cruise was reenacting the "Titanic" "I'm the king of the world!" pose and dropped their phone in the ocean while trying to take a photo.

#2.)  A fireworks technician was setting up for a show and accidentally left his iPhone in the blast area.  It was shot 3,000 feet up into the air and blown up.

#1.)  A farmer was using his phone and helping a cow give birth.  He somehow shoved the phone into the female cow's UTERUS, and it got stuck there. 

(This is Plymouth)