10 Things Cheaters Claim They’d Never Cheat On

I know these people actively want to cheat and already are.  But this still seems harsh.

The cheating site AshleyMadison.com asked users to name other things they’d be less likely to cheat on.  For example, 87% claim they were honest on Monday and wouldn’t cheat on their taxes.

Here are 10 more things cheaters say they’d never cheat on . . .

1.  90% would feel worse about cheating on their favorite sports team.

2.  90% would feel worse about cheating on a test.

3.  89% said the same about their therapist.  (These people are in therapy!?)

4.  Their chosen political party, 86%.

(TIE)  5.  Their regular coffee order, 85%.

(TIE)  5.  Their preferred fitness club, 85%.

6.  Their favorite shoe brand, 83%.

7.  Their phone carrier, 83%.  (I promise to never quit on you, Verizon.)

8.  Their favorite take-out place, 82%.  Is that even “cheating”?

9.  Their barber or hairstylist, 82%.

10.  68% would feel worse about cheating on their diet.

 

(Fox News)