When I read that this guy had “wood,” I thought it meant something completely different.
A naked man armed with a piece of wood attacked two people in Raleigh, North Carolina on Tuesday.
He walked up to a guy’s car around 2:30 P.M, totally nude, and was holding a wooden post. He told the guy to let him in the car, then assaulted him with the post and took off.
Shortly after that, he walked up to a woman eating lunch in her car, hit her in the arm with the post, and tried to steal her car.
She said he got in the driver’s seat but couldn’t figure out how to shift it into drive, and never got it out of park. (???)
Cops eventually tracked him down after he tried to hide out in some sort of storage area, ironically, behind a STRIP mall. Last we checked, charges were still pending.
(WRAL)
