Some women carry pepper spray, some carry mace or bear spray, but this woman went with something SILLIER.
A 48-year-old woman in Florida named Krystl Watts was arrested, after she allegedly battered a 33-year-old man with SILLY STRING.
She confronted him, “began spraying”, and emptied it all. Then she threw the can at the man. It hit him on the forehead, and caused a gash.
Krystl was charged with battery, and spent a night in jail before being freed on $1,000 bond.
The police did not list a motive so it’s unclear WHY she attacked him. He wasn’t arrested, and there’s no indication that he did anything to her first.
It’s also unclear what their relationship is. That said, her phone number is linked to an escort service, which has a website featuring a variety of naughty photos of her, under the name Taylor.
(Here’s her mugshot.)
